Hater: Justin Bieber is a horrible musician. He has no fans.
Me: That's exactly why he sold out Madison Square Garden in 22 minutes his first time, and then this year he sold it out in 30 seconds. That's exactly why he has over 50 million views on his youtube views, was the first person to get 1 million followers on Instagram, holds the title for the second most followers behind Lady Gaga on Twitter with over 20 million followers, has a single that's been on iTunes' top 10 list for over a month and got his other singles on #1 the night it came out. That's exactly why he's done collaborations with huge artists like Usher, Drake, Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, Jessica Jarell, Miley Cyrus, Rascal Flatts, Big Sean, etc, has a best-selling biography, millions of girls who want him, has almost seven albums, was nominated for two Grammys, won Billboard's Artist of the Year and is dating another American superstar, Selena Gomez. Also, isn't it funny how even Stevie Wonder loved working with him and Justin makes millions of dollars every month just for being who he is? And to top all that, he's the biggest superstar in the world at only the age of 18.
Me: So, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, what did you say?